Lyrics:

Afro (Afro) Afroman
Afro (Afro) Afroman
Afro (Afro) Afroman
Can I kick it homeboy?
Yes you can!

Afro (Afro) Afroman
Afro (Afro) Afroman
Afro (Afro) Afroman
Can I kick it homeboy?
Yes you can!

Where the cluckheads at?
Where the cluckheads at?
Where dey at where dey at where dey at?
(BOCOCC!)

Where the cluckheads at?
Where the cluckheads at?
Where dey at where dey at where dey at?
(BOCOCC!)

Where the cluckheads at?
Where the cluckheads at?
Where dey at where dey at get back, get back, yo
(BOCOCC!)
Where the cluckheads at?
Where the cluckheads at?
Where dey at where dey at
Yo check this out man
(BOCOCC!)

Can I get a quarter
From all the Mexicans down on the border
I oughta get me a pound
Even if it's on the wrong side of town
Is you down?

Get a gal in the water
So I can smoke a loopstick witcha daughter
I oughta...

Get me a 'fotie
And get drunk 'fore I go to the party
A lawdy lawdy

I can't wait til I get my welfare check
So I can put me a fat sack 'a yay on deck
Make a run for the border in my blue Caprise
So I can buy me a quarter piece
Wait a minute
East side rulin' on well cause I thump
Let my system bump while I wait for the chump
They put the dope I the sca'yo
This bomb-ass yayo
I know it's gon' sa'yo
Back in Palmdayo

I ain't afraid
It's time to get paid
Pass me the baggies and the razor blade
Ladi, dadi, I chop the rocks just like karate
Boy you better ask somebody

Stop bitchin' cause I'm able
Put the dope on the kitchen table
And watch me hook it up like cable
Wham! Bam! Baseheads like Gooood Damn!

Buy your dope from me, if you a loner or a stoner
My rocks way bigger than them low budget niggas round the corner
And they won't give you no love
If you don't buy a dime, dub or a bub
So come to me when you need a fat nickle
And you can hit the pipe in my stolen vehicle

They don't want your pennies?
That's alright, I want 'em
I even take the pennies with the green spots on 'em
For the East Palmdaler
Being a dope seller is hard
I accept your credit
And your Versetille card

AFDC
Your food stamps too
I'm a baller, but bitch I gotta eat like you

You think I'm smokin'
But I ain't jokin'
You can get a fat rock fo' a gang of bus tokens
How you doin' baby? I need a soulmate
My homie told me you got Section 8

And I know you ain't got no money in yo' pouch
Take a piece of this 'yay and let me sleep on the couch
BEYOTCH
I'm for real, I go half on the bill
Yo' garage just right for my coupe DeVille

Tell yo' badass kids and them hood rat bitches
Don't be jumpin in my car
And fuckin' with my switches

Hip
Hop
Chop the rock
Let the beat stop, it's time to re-cop

We can go to Compton
We can go to Watts
We can go to Long Beach
I know a gang of dope spots

I'm neutral
I'm from the old school
I be buyin dope from a different gang of fools

Buy my drip from a crip
Pound of bud from a blood
Then I bought some yay from an ese

On my way back to Palmdale
I got stopped by the sheriff but I'm calm as hell

They pulled out heat
Put me face down in the street
Handcuffed threw me in the backseat
They searched my car with the microscope
Stupid-ass white boys couldn't find the dope

They took the handcuffs off but you know they still hate me
Racial remarks just to intimidate me
Write a ticket since I can't go to jail
Whatever they didn't find the yayo

Hey can I get a quarter
From the Mexicans down on the border
I oughta get me a pound
Even if it's on the wrong side of town
Is you down?

Get a gal in the water
So I can smoke a loopstick witcha daughter
I oughta...

Get me a 'fotie
And get drunk 'fore I go to the party
A lawdy lawdy

I don't Blood
I don't Crip
I don't tag
I put the rocks in a ZipLock bag

I'm lookin too shady
Me and JD
Hit you with the 3AD
So gimme gimme what you got
Hangin' at the dope spot
Try to jack and get got
Fuck around and get shot
In the parkin lot

So be cool, fool, don't be uptight
Money first, dope second, everything's alright

I don't have the mentality of some fool in a gang
It's the principality of the whole thang

If you wanna get high - get high
But don't fuck around a die
Alright?

I just wanna sell a rock
I don't wanna pull the Glock
And lose the clientelle on my block
Mad cause I shoulda been more selective
Hidin' in the bushes from the homicide detective

Trigger finger itchin' on me
All my homeboys snitchin' on me
Everybody that's friend of me
Lookin like the enemy
Now I'm tryin' to change my identity

Yo, I need a hootrat
I need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

I need a hootrat
I need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

We need a hootrat
We need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

We need a hootrat
We need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

Can I get a fat girl?
A fat girl just like that girl?
She might weight 400 pounds
But once she get blunted she can sure get down

I can't stand no bitch that thinks she pretty
Too saddidy, No ass and no titty
Attitude shitty, bank account itty bitty
Bi-bi-bi-bi-bitch come frim the inner city

I don't fuck with those skinny ass hoes
When you fuck all you feel is kneecaps and elbows
That's why I like 'em fat like
Why ride a bike when you can ride a fat girl like a lac

Shots going out for east Palmdale
You stuck up bitches think you're bomb as hell

Pretty girls can't suck
Pretty girls can't fuck
Pretty girls can't cook
Pretty girls get shook

Like what?
Like a brand new Gherri curl
You know why?
Cause you beg and yo pussy too dry

So could I get you to get our, girlfriend?
Let my Daytons twirl again
Until the world ends

Fuck black, white, mexican, all you whores
Homegirl,s pussy gets wet like yours
I don't give a damn if the girl's from China
Make sure she's got two breasts and a vagina

I need a hootrat
I need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

I need a hootrat
I need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

We need a hootrat
We need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

We need a hootrat
We need a hootrat
Cause a hootrat got that good cat

Buccoc!

Id like to introduce myself to everybody

I am the Hungry Hustla Afroman
From east side Pimpdale, Pimpafornia

And you know man when I'm around these hoes and mosquitoes
Trying to get high and suck me dry
I get homesick, man
Start slappin' bitches every which way, takin' all they pay
You understand me?

But before I get distracted I like to give a shout out to my
You understand me?
Bruntlaw Blaq out here from Beaumont, Texas
What's happenin' homeboy?

I'd also like to give a shoutout to my downass Compton partner
Shady J.D