Lyrics:
Village life, everybody knows the wifeKnows how many pints you likeAnd where you park your bike at nightThat's ok I wouldn't want it any other wayRue St Denis or St TropezOver the hill or far awayOn the green I saw you with sweet sixteenYou didn't see me you were quite obsceneNow the neighbours know where you've beenIn the town mother's friends all pull the shutters downFather no more buys a roundBecause you were the village clown