Lyrics:

We're the Velvet Underground and we have come to play it's been 28 years since we've been here to the day There's Maureen, she's on the drums, she's havin' lot of fun let's hear it for Moe Tucker, beat those skins for everyone There is Sterling Morrison, he's playing the guitar he's a guitar hero, kicks their asses really far Now you got here John and me Now you got here John and me, we want no part of this that's because we think it is real pretentious shit