Lyrics:

At the local dance, whilst posing by the door
A largie begged, 'Would I come on the floor?'
Above the band, my voice was heard
Quite suddenly, it had occurred to me
I'm bored!
I'm bored with everything I touch and see
I'm bored with exposés of LSD
I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP
And so I roar (Shoo-be-do-be-do)
I'm bored
Drinking different coloured wines or beers
(Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug)
Just quite frankly leaves me bored to (Tears for souvenirs)
And quite apart from what one hears
I've been like this for years and years
You see? Ennui
I'm bored (I'm bored, I'm bored) with Mother Nature or her son
I'm bored (I'm bored, I'm bored) with everything that should be done
And so (I'm bored, I'm bored), I just poke out my big red tongue and *raspberry*
I'm bored
I'm tired of art!
(Drawing bored)
Sex is a drag!
(In a bawdy house, I dare say)
Awk! Australians bore me!
(You mean the a-bore-iginals, dear Charles?)
I'm bored to death!
(Like mortar board)

I am bored, I am bored
I am bored, I am bored
I am bored, I am bored
I am bored, I am bored
I am bored, I am bored
I am bored, I am bored
This is boredom you can afford, by Cyril Bored
I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made
I'm just a nasty, narrow-minded jade
Don't think that I will smile at it
I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite
I'll say, 'I'm bored!'
I'm bored (I'm bored, I'm bored) with with-it men in spotty ties
Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Edelweiss
I'm bored (I'm bored, I'm bored), and when I hear it
In a trice, I shout, I'm bored!
The only thing that ever interests me
Is me! (Me! Me! Me! Me!)