Lyrics:

There were the trees, see the grass, a thing gets inspired
Said 'This is the place I will try,' and he did
Stood in the dark, sat a man who beckoned him in,
But leaving his grass was a sin, but he did
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home
He saw the light in the cellar reflect in his eyes,
Yet early that morning was he to receive a surprise
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home
Said 'Are you leaving or are you receiving my friend,
Doest need any money till then' and he did
He said 'I'm the owner, not you, and this is my stead,
So give it to me now I'm dead, and he did, said:
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home