Lyrics:

I'm secretly in love
with the way you wash your hands
after taking out the trash.

The dinners that you make,
well they clutter up the sink
and they taste real bad.

I listen to you say,
what's this got to do with me?
All I want is a phone that rings for free.

I sold my last guitar,
so I could buy us food and some things to cook it in.

But you already ate
and then you went to sleep,
well the day begins again.

I listen to you say,
what's this got to do with me?
All I want is a phone that rings for free.

I just want to call it the way it is.
You just want to call it the way it used to be.
And I just want to call it like it is.
You just want to call it the way it used to be.

I listen to you ake,
what's this got to do with me?
All I want's a telephone that rings for free.