Lyrics:

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Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man

What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh

Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Dont want no, dont want no, dont want, dont want
Dont want no, dont want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

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