Lyrics:

Come up to us, we're dancing
Shakin' our shells, a party
Boogyin' down below the beach

Cody clam is hoppin'
Shannon clam is jumpin'
Ian clam is diggin' deep

Ernie and the mussels
Our pearl-less cousins
Challenged us to a duel

Clammies are lovers
Surely not fighters
But what were we to do?

Shannon, hit in the face
A mollusk disgrace
Mussels are stronger than we thought

Ian tries to bite them
With all his might
While I'm cryin' in the sand

Then our Cody screams
'Get off them, you creeps
I'm gonna tear you shell from shell!'

'You destroyed our party
Mollusks should not be naughty
I'm gonna salt you like a snail!'

Ernie and the mussels
Our pearl-less cousins
Challenged us to a duel

Clammies are lovers
Surely not fighters
But what were we to do?

[Outro 4x]
Scuffle, with the clams!