Lyrics:

I call the cats and they all come running
Two by two and four by twenty
Feral, furry, funny money
Welcome to my pizza party!

[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

Bust out the boozy milk, they'll drink it
Puss'n'boots, siamese are freakin'
Roll up the catnip nice and even
I'm outta meow mix, now they're leavin'

[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

Bust out the boozy milk, they'll drink it
Puss'n'boots, siamese are freakin'
Roll up the catnip nice and even
I'm outta meow mix, now they're leavin'

[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

[Meowing]