Last couple years been good to me Made a couple bucks, got a new 3D TV Bought my old woman a brand new set of tits I tested 'em out and buddy they're the shit
I'm a Rich Sumbitch I ain't poor no more Got a California King No more sleeping on the floor Ain't haulin' no hay Ain't diggin' no ditch I'm pissin' gold I'm a Rich Sumbitch
Got a guy named Chuck who wipes my ass 20 bucks a shit, and I pay 'em in cash I got a tattoo of a pussy on the head of my dick Lord it hurt like hell, but brother it looks sick
I'm a Rich Sumbitch I ain't poor no more Got a California King No more sleeping on the floor Ain't haulin' no hay Ain't diggin' no ditch I'm pissin' gold I'm a Rich Sumbitch
I'm a Rich Sumbitch I ain't poor no more Got a California King No more sleeping on the floor Ain't haulin' no hay Ain't diggin' no ditch I'm pissin' gold I'm a Rich Sumbitch I'm pissin' gold I'm a Rich Sumbitch I'm a Rich Sumbitch I'm a Rich Sumbitch I'm a Rich Sumbitch