Lyrics:

Can’t handle all these nipples (x4)

Do the salamander (Nyess) (x4)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess) (x4)

Welcome to the rice fields
This is how my nipple feels
Buy some Amphibians
I can give you nice deals
Rubbing on my nipples till it's bleeding
Believe us the salamander's got a huge penis
If you want to do the dance then be careful
All you gotta do is hump the air and rub your nipples (Nyess)
Fuck frogs, fuck toads, fuck newts, fuck the animals
The salamander's number 1
Look at these nipples (x4)
Motherfucker they are beautiful
Can’t handle all these nipples
I'm talking to these tits like I was Dr Dolittle

Do the salamander (Nyess) (x4)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess) (x4)
(Repeat once)

Can’t handle all these nipples (x4)

And don't you ever let me catch you in my rice fields again
You punk ass bitch