Lyrics:

[Pink Guy]
Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cause you're fat.. and gay

Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat..
..and you're fucking gay

And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay

[Hook x2]
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cause you're fat and gay