Lyrics:

I wish today
Was a very special day
But once again
Sex got in the way
War is over and I feel lonely again
Well it takes a few and then
You've had it

It's a sad, sad planet
A sad planet
Wasn't it jesus who said it
It's a sad sad planet

She was working topless in a hospital
She was pretty and not feeling comfortable at all
Hoping for angels it's such a bore
You're a wrinkled mutant before
You get it

It's a sad, sad planet
A sad planet
Even if you're michael or janet
It's a sad, sad planet

(even the visiting aliens and their crew) say
Much ado and too many problems too
Well if we'd only listen to our hearts
There'll be only love left to boo

It's a sad, sad planet