Lyrics:

I'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet My Bed
i'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i Said Dead Than Wet My Bed

oh, I'd Rather Be Gone--Than Carry On
i'd Rather Go Away--Than Feel This Way

oh, I'd Rather Be There--Where You Haven't Got A Care
and You're Better Off Dead--Though It Doesn't Seem Fair

oh, I'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet Than Wet My Bed
i'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet Than Wet My Bed

(Laidies)
i'd Rather Keep My Health--And Dress Myself
but You're Better Off Dead Than Sitting On A Shelf

(Men)
i'll Tie My Tie 'till The Day I Die
but If I Have To Be Fed Then I'd Rather Be Dead

and When He Takes My Hand On The Very Last Day
i Will Understand Because It's Better That Way

oh! It's Nice To Be Alive--When The Dream Comes True
you'll Be Better Off Dead--It Could Happen To You

oh! I'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet My Bed
i'd Rather Be Dead--I'd Rather Be Dead
i'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet Than Wet My Bed

(Alright! Give Yourselves A Big Hand!)
[clapping