Lyrics:

I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress
There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning
How will I get there?
How will I get there?
I don't do drugs
All my friends are on their holidays

I go outside, it's not so bad
I see my friend, he couldn't believe that
The girls are holding hands
The girls are holding hands
Don't be a fool
It's 1995, the girls are just friends

They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?

It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus
I see my friend when she's finished working
Get some fish and chips
lalalala what's on the box?
'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox

You see the boy/girl's at the bar
You know everyone thinks she's really ugly
But I shut my eyes
Oh I shut my eyes, i'll make a film
And the star of it is...
And the star of it is...
And the star of it is Photo Jenny

They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?