Lyrics:

If you loved me If you loved me If you loved me I would not need my drunken friends And If you loved me my loneliness for sure would end If you loved me If you loved me If you loved me If you loved me I would clench my hands and hold my breath and promise to be true I would never speak I’d hardly eat I would not cost a cent I would watch you sleep and count your sheep and lie beside the bed I would never think I’d pour your drink I’d laugh at every joke you tell If you loved me (repeat... lots!)