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And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Having just finished his morning bath, and having searched for his hairbrush, Larry cries out! Oh, where is my hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush. Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, is my hairbrush. Having heard his cry Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports. I think I saw your hairbrush back there. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there. Is my hairbrush! Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments. Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair. Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ... No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair ... for my hairbrush. Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses. Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair. Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments