Lyrics:

You, ooh-ooh
Another hairdo
Mobutu shoes
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say
Uglatto
You a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
Why do you wiggle?
So you make me ho-ho
In front of people
You are so uglatto

You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say
You're uglatto
You a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
Why do you wiggle?
So you make me ho-ho
In front of people
You are so uglatto