Lyrics:

I am lovesick gentleman
Who pines and pines over the smallest things
Most of them are truly inconsequential
They are inconsequential things

So I'll wrote you the longest letter
Describing the feelings and all the stupid things
I'll cross my fingers that my heart will melt
And you look at me and tell me 'Darling where have you been?'

I am an uncool Canadian kid
Awed and inspired by all the popular guys
Most of the are truly irresponsible
They do irresponsible things

But i'm just a heartbroke gentleman
And gentlemen never seem to get gentle women
I need a small town girl
Follow me home and teach me how to be a real man

I am a gentleman
An old-soul gentleman
A plain-jane gentleman
A hold-the-door-for-you gentleman

I am a gentleman
An old-soul gentleman
A plain-jane gentleman
A hold-the-door-for-you gentleman
A no good gentleman
A stupid, boring gentleman
A dumbstruck gentleman
A gentle, gentle, gentleman