Lyrics:

[Hook]
Here I am now listen up children (here we go)
You can take a seat, come on inside
I don’t mean you harm, I’m but a Jester with a story (and I know)
That you really will enjoy it if you give me your eyes
I come from the dungeon where I thought it was evident they would never (let me go)
Till I met Vix then what a surprise… (hey)
Then I came up from the ground, hands down I’m the baddest around
With the Jokerr sound (everybody) lets ride!

[Verse 1]
Now if you don’t know me, it’s the J to the O homie
Don’t get it confused. It’s me: the one and only
I’m standing before you at the mercy of your good graces
Bringing you more flavor than you’re probably used to tastin'
Thinking you’re raw? Save it. I’m a problem for you fakers
You might as well highlight your bio online and just erase it
Back before they stuck me in that prison I was patient
Now I’m like FUCK given me your attention I'mma take it!
Hey, now let me tell you a story about me and my many many travels
Abrica Dabrica, magical dragons, dark wizards, dungeons and castles
It started when I wasn’t but a jester, nothing but a young naive little bastard
Thinking I was gonna be a gentlemen and tell them what a benefit a Jokerr like me could be
Hmm…but of course it always would happen, every time I’d give an inch they’d take advantage
And the hole never got filled but that of the dungeon into which I was banished
Just look at the slum into which I landed, look at me lying there sick and abandoned
Well it took a little time and a bit of crying but eventually you would all get ME!

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
(As far as I know) I’m the only rapper on the planet who could catch a pomegranate
With my butt cheeks, during a back-flip and flawless land it
Suck it in and shoot it out like a ball and cannon
Spray shit everywhere and leave a shopping mall abandoned
I’m the tallest standing rapper on the totem pole
You disagree? Homie you could swallow my scrotum whole
You ain’t got the talent so step aside and know you’re role…
Bro!
Yo, I try to be cool with everybody, listen to their views
Tighten the mechanics every sentence and improve
But they didn’t really listen it was nothing but a rouse
Just jealousy, resentment, and a covetous accrue
But what was I to do? I didn’t really know, give ‘em the benefit of the doubt, never let it show?
Hmm… Let me think… No! Death to the hecklers and anybody taking any part of it as so
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s how I go, J to the O bitch act like you know
And I’m coming to bust shit up bad, ladies and gentlemen I’d be careful in the front of any rows
Just get ready for the party I'mma finish what I started
With a venomous and darkened intervention in the garden
Anybody feeling lucky better get up and do what you’re gonna do…
(Let’s do it up one more time with The Jokerr singing…)

[Hook]

Verse 3:
A yo I’ll give you the scoop, the bitches threw me in a chickenless coop
Locked me up and forgot me cold, sicker than poop
You see Vix was sent to kill me in the dungeon I sat
But instead he let me out and now I’m BACK (hahaha)
Look, when I was growing up, yo, they told me I was nothing
They told me I had problems they told me I was sucking
But now I’m the one who got their heads bobbin’
And I ain’t the one with the problem so sing it with me… It goes like this

[Bridge]
Hey, forget all the others
Let ‘em all go down
They can all burn
Cause they count us out
Forget all the others
The one thing (I’ve) we’ve found is…
(I’m not the one with the problem)
We aren’t the ones with the problem

[Resolution Bridge x3]
Listen I’m here, back from the cave, I climbed out of my grave
And on to the page, now the wait is over
I know you’d rather me there stuck down in my lair, you should probably prepare
‘Cause Vix saved The Jokerr
Now it’s time that we go, let’s get on with the show, it’s an honor bestowed
And I’m so sincere
Hey, forget your women and beer, dissention and fear, the mission is clear…
Listen I’m here…