Lyrics:

LA, city of smog
Scenesters, hipsters
Sneakers, blogs
I got the fly from Amoeba Records
I called up Key and I said 'yo
Let's check this' I heard at these
Rave things chicks get naked
And I got a dick that's as big as Texas
Copped a ride from the crew, LA down
I said it's my first rave
Picked up ? from the Magic Castle
And got into LAX no hassle
We up there, we hit ?
Why I got a camera all up in my face?!
Tomorrow morning I'mma be a cobra snake
Making out with a chick that my girlfriend
Hates. Who cares? The party's downtown