Lyrics:

[intro]
operator, Heres My Dime, Connect Me , Please
i Know That Shes At Home!

hook
its 4 Oclock On A Sunday Morning
who The Hell Is Calling My Phone
waking Me Up Im Stretching And Yawning, Yeah, Yeah
if You Had Any Sense Youd Leave Me Alone.

wee Hours Of The Morning And Word Is Bond
im In Jail, I Need Bail Again, The Word Is Bond
not James In A Tux With Olives Draped On My Cup
with A Dame All On Me With Healthy Letters To Cup
so What Up Can You Free Me Before My Prints Get Back
and They Run Em Through The System And Realize That Im Black
all I Remember Was The Stripper, Then I Faded T ...
said Her Name Was December Than She Sat On My Lap
merry Christmas!
liquor And Higher Power My Witness
i Thought Fleeing The People Was Just A Matter Of Fitness
with All These Nice Drinks, Compliments Of Dennis
whoever The Fuck That Is Dennis Is This!
two Middle Fingers Up Dennis Is This!
dennis Tab Maxed Out On Titties And Fifths
whoever The Fuck Dennis, Is Dennis Is Pissed!
cause I Dont Think That Dude We Was Drinking With Was Dennis At All, Fam!

hook
its 4 Oclock On A Sunday Morning
who The Hell Is Calling My Phone
waking Me Up Im Stretching And Yawning, Yeah, Yeah
if You Had Any Sense Youd Leave Me Alone.

huh, Yeah!
im Aware Its 4 In The Morning
but I Just Wanna Tell You Im Drunk And Im Kinda Horny
i Know It Gets Annoying, But I Been Losing My Grip
every Woman I Talk To I Treat Like A Fair Piss And Its A Bitch.
mainly Cause I Now Consider You One
i Wanna Let You Go, But Every Time I Seem To Screw Up
now Thats The Problem With The Space That You Occupy
its Going Great And Then The Thought Of You Would Cross My Mind.
a Box Of Wine And A Carton Of Coffin Nails Will
convince Me Now Would Be A Great Time For Hate Mailing
like Hey Bitch, How The Hell Have You Been
remember Me
we Were Dating And You Slept With My Friends!
i Just Thought That Id Remind You In Case You Ever Forget It
and Train Yourself To Believe That Youre Not A Terrible Wretch, Huh!
you Broke My Heart Into Like A Million Pieces
so Heres Another ... Picture Of My Penis!
oh, What The Fuck Is Going On....
you Saved My Number Under The Wrong Name In Your Phone
is That A Picture Of Your
imma Pretend I Didnt See That
all That Rain Got You Suicidal Up In Seattle!
you Had Too Much To Drink Again!
whiskey And A Cell Phone Aint Never Gonna Be Your Friend!
you Booze You Lose, Homie You Been Warned
you Better Off Using Your Cellophane To Watch Porn
grab Some Lotion And A Napkin
jack Off, Then Pass Out,
all These Drunk Textsll Have You Fucked Off And Ass Out.
i Hope You Black Out Before You Do Anymore Damage
i Checked Your Timeline, Homie, Why Youre Tweeting In Spanish
i Understand If This Is What You Gotta Go Through
but When You Sober Up I Got Some Screenshots To Show You
and ..., Bro, Trust Me,
you Gonna Be Hella Happy That All Of Them Texts Didnt Go Through!

hook
its 4 Oclock On A Sunday Morning
who The Hell Is Calling My Phone
waking Me Up Im Stretching And Yawning, Yeah, Yeah
if You Had Any Sense Youd Leave Me Alone.