A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel
Got a - sassy chassis - sparkle in the sun
All four small, bald, fat tires rockin' through the sand and burnin' up
Little dune buggy - in the sand
Little blue dune buggy - in my hand
Okay, I got a - rubber band motor hummin' on the beach ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble-sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's bad-ass, fat, old abdomen stuck in the bucket seat
Little dune buggy - in the sand
Little blue dune buggy - in my hand
Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman was squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat screamin' "Go, go, go!"
He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe-oe-oe-oe-oe
Little dune buggy - in the sand
Little blue dune buggy - in my hand
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy