Lyrics:

I Got Trapped I Was A Foolish Boy
oh, Shes So Chic, My Helen Of Troy
she Felt A Stab At Her Heart
she Says Theyre Blocking Her Path
but I Heard A Man Start To Laugh
what Is Happening To Me

oh Shes A Wow! She Got That Old Time Feel
with Her Long Blonde Hair She Was A Big, Big Deal
i Touched Her Mind & Went Insane
i Took The v Out Of Vain
im Being Tortured Again
oh What Is Happening To Me

well I Lay Shaking Over That Little Cheat
oh, Pour Me, Bring Me An Aperitif
we Talked Of Actors And Men
i Leapt Away From The Men
i Got The Horrors Again
what Is Happening To Me

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