Lyrics:

Well it's a dirty job but someones gotta do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find
When you ram your fist up a person's behind

Cavity Search on the side of the road
I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code
But I'm the one who's in control
It's my job to search your hole

With a rubber glove pulled on my fist
I search your every orifice
Probing you with icy tools
I search for drugs and stir your stools

Cavity Search on the side of the road
I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code
But I am here to protect the souls
Of the people who pay me to look up prisoner's holes
So drop 'em
Spread 'em wide
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me

It's a dirty job but I'm the one to do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause I never know what I'm gonna find
When I ram my fist up your behind

Cavity search on the side of the road
I know damn well that I'm breaking the code
But I am here to protect the souls
Of the people who pay me to look up your hole