Lyrics:

And I Can Do The Frug
i Can Do The Robocop
i Can Do The Freddie
i Cannot Do The Smurf
and I Can Hate Your Girl
i Can Tell You That She's Real Pretty
i Can Take My Clothes Off
i Cannot Fall In Love

and I Can Do The Frug
i Can Do The Robocop
i Can Do The Freddie
i Cannot Do The Smurf

and I Can Watch Tv
i Can Shuffle Up To Buffalo
i Can Do A Backbend
i Will Not Call You Back
and I Can Start A Book
i Can Make Some Mac And Cheese
i Can Sleep Twelve Hours
you'll Never See My Eyes

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and I Can Hate Your Girl
i Can Tell You That She's Real Pretty
i Can Take My Clothes Off
i Cannot Fall In Love
you'll Never See My Eyes
i Will Not Call You Back
i Cannot Do The Smurf
i Cannot Fall In Love
i'll Never Fall In Love
i Cannot Fall In Love...

chorus