Lyrics:

They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
But when they start playing I want to rip out my eyes
They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
But when they take the stage I need to go outside
I say 'nice set' and I get upset 'cause I feel so plastic

They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
Fuck, that Clapton fellow was a nice guy

Yeah, I hate to say this
It's a waste of your time
I say 'nice set' and I get upset 'cause I feel so plastic

[Solo]
Nice

Oh wait, is this my solo? Nice

(Nice) Nice (Nice)

Nice!

[Outro]
They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys
They're really nice guys