Lyrics:

Yeh, I'm a desperate man
I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan
Oh my, I ain't like Popeye
I don't need a can of spinach to make me high

Well, I'm a desperate man
I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan
Oh my, love to see you fly
I get so high, I'm on cow pie