Lyrics:

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals)Ian underwood (alto saxophone, piano)Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)Roy estrada (bass, vocals)Don preston (electric piano)Arthur tripp (drums, percussion)Jimmy carl black (drums)Members of the bbc symphony orchestra(were the mothers of invention ahead of their time? at least in the case of agency man (written in 1967), about ronald reagan running for president. (since bill casey was reagan campaign managerLater became head of the cia, the idea of a political sales pitch emanating from an agency man takes on a whole new dimension).Sell us a president, agency manSmiling big brother stern father perhapsSell us a president, agency man(a gay? ) smiling up we know never crapsLet's try california,Pay us first before we do itWe get a smilin naziMarch him right on throughWham a babyKiss a babyLadies in for tea[Agency Man lyrics on http://www.elyricsworld.com]And here's a bunch of speechesWell toss 'em in for freeSell us a president, agency manSmiling big brother stern father perhapsSell us a president, agency man(a gay? ) smiling up we know never crapsWe'll sell him in the moviesOn the tube throughout the yearWe'll sell him by the bucketTo the okies drinking beerWe'll teach him how to walk and talkWe'll putty up his chinWe'll print his picture everywhereOf course the shmuck will winFrom the heart of death valleyTo the ruling of our landA simple trick you simple pigIt's just the way we planned