Lyrics:

I can see it all right now
His mom and dad so proud of their son
And his new found wife
And I wonder if after all these years
Will his dad still give him a pep talk
For his wedding night?

I can smell his cousin's polo
Mixed with his grandpa's old spice
The Swedish meatballs look so tempting
That his two fat aunts might even fight

Yeah, and his uncles have all gone drinkin'
Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot
And the rest of his relatives are busy just
Tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge

I can smell his cousin's polo
Mixed with his grandpa's old spice
The mashed potatoes look so tasty
That his two fat aunts might even

Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na)
Na na-na na-na-na (Na na-na na-na)
Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na)
Na na-na na-na-na

And on that day, what else could I say?
I'd say here's to you staying drunk
Here's to all your good luck
You're gonna need it