Lyrics:

Elmo's got a gun Elmo's got a gun Big bird's on the run Ernie's dialin' 911 What made elmo snap, Was he tired of big birds crap? They said when Elmo was arrested They found Oscar headless in the trash I hear that Gordon's really runnin Now that elmos got a gun, The streets never gonna be the same. Elmo's got a gun Elmo's got a gun Grover's head has come undone Sesame street's not real fun - *GUNSHOT* You want me to walk around sesame street without a bulletproof vest?!? Forget about it!