Lyrics:

He Was Sittin' At The Bar, Sippin' On A Regular Coke
we Were Drinkin' And Smokin' And Makin' Him The Butt Of Our Jokes
we All Said,
'man, What Happened To You Why Can't You Just Have A Few
'
he Said,
'i Would If I Could, But It's Probably Best That I Don't.
'

[chorus]
'cause The More I Drink, The More I Drink
yeah, I'm The World's Greatest Lover And A Dancin' Machine
i Get Loud, I Get Proud, And It Gets Worse
well, If I Have One, I'll Have Thirteen
naw, There Ain't No In-Between
'cause The More I Drink, The More I Drink

a Couple Of Cold Ones, And Somebody Hands Me A Shot
hell, Even Buck-Tooth And Bow-Legged Women Start Lookin' Hot
and Pretty Soon I'm Bummin' Cigarettes, And Sweet Talkin' Some Big Brunette
yeah, Once I Get On A Roll, Ain't No Tellin' Where I'll Stop

[chorus]

yep, Yep
hmm, That's What I'm Talking About

man, If I Have One, I'll Have Thirteen
and They Can't Get Me Off The Karaoke Machine
the More I Drink, The More I Drink
yeah, The More I Drink, The More I Drink, The More I Drink