Lyrics:

(Soft Knocks At The Door)
chong Who Is It
cheech It's Me, Dave. Open Up, Man, I Got The Stuff.
(More Knocks)
chong Who Is It
cheech It's Me, Dave, Man. Open Up, I Got The Stuff.
chong Who
cheech It's, Dave, Man. Open Up, I Think The Cops Saw Me Come In Here.
(More Knocks)
chong Who Is It
cheech It's, Dave, Man. Will You Open Up, I Got The Stuff With Me.
chong Who
cheech Dave, Man. Open Up.
chong Dave
cheech Yeah, Dave. C'mon, Man, Open Up, I Think The Cops Saw Me.
chong Dave's Not Here.
cheech No, Man, I'm Dave, Man.
(Sharp Knocks At The Door)
cheech Hey, C'mon, Man.
chong Who Is It
cheech It's Dave, Man. Will You Open Up I Got The Stuff With Me.
chong Who
cheech Dave, Man. Open Up.
chong Dave
cheech Yeah, Dave.
chong Dave's Not Here.
cheech What The Hell No, Man, I Am Dave, Man. Will You...
(More Knocks)
cheech C'mon! Open Up The Door, Will You I Got The Stuff With Me, I Think The Cops
saw Me.
chong Who Is It
cheech Oh, What The Hell Is It...c'mon. Open Up The Door! It's Dave!
chong Who
cheech Dave! D-A-V-E! Will You Open Up The Goddam Door!
chong Dave
cheech Yeah, Dave!
chong Dave
cheech Right, Man. Dave. Now Will You Open Up The Door
chong Dave's Not Here.