Lyrics:

Alcohol, My Permanent Accessory
alcohol, A Party-Time Necessity
alchool, Alternative To Feeling Like Yourself
o Alcohol, I Still Drink To Your Health

i Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
i Discovered Alcohol

forget The Caffe Latte, Screw The Raspberry Iced Tea
a Malibu And Coke For You, A G&t For Me
alcohol, Your Songs Resolve Like
my Life Never Will
when Someone Else Is Picking Up The Bill

i Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
i Discovered Alcohol
o Alcohol, Would You Please Forgive Me
for While I Cannot Love Myself
i'll Use Something Else

i Thought That Alcohol Was Just For Those With
nothing Else To Do
i Thought That Drinking Just To Get Drunk
was A Waste Of Precious Booze
but Now I Know That There's A Time
and There's A Place Where I Can Choose
to Walk The Fine Line Between
self-Control And Self-Abuse

i Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
i Discovered Alcohol
would You Please Ignore That You
found Me On The Floor
trying On Your Camisole
o Alcohol, Would You Please Forgive Me
for While I Cannot Love Myself
i'll Use Something Else.

would You Please Forgive Me
would You Please Forgive Me