Lyrics:

There's Certain Things In A Person That Turn You On
they're Called Turn-On's. Teeth. I Love A Girl With Nice Teeth
if You Have A Nice Set Of Teeth, That's A Turn-On For Me
if You Open Your Lips And It's Like 'fchank Fchank Fchank'
if It's Like A Booby Trap -
i Don't Like When You Open Your Mouth And It's Like A Battle Of Epic
proportions Goin' On And Your Teeth Are All Screamin' At Each Other

'i'm A Molar, Wisdom Tooth, Get The Fuck Out Of My Gums!'

'hi, I'm A Buck Tooth And I Like To Be Outside, Past The Lips
i Enjoy A Nice Sea Brezze From Time To Time.'

'ahh! I'm The Crazy Yellow Tooth That Looks Like Corn!
don't Brush Me! Don't Brush Me! I Have An Imagine To Uphold
don't Brush Me, I'm Yellow. I'm A Yellow Fang.'

turn-On's. Then There's Something Called Turn-Off's And Those Are Things
that Turn You Off
if You Were A Droid, 'uhnneww', You'd Be Turned Off
like Right Off The Bat, Number One Thing I Don't Like
i Don't Like A Stinky Pussy. It's A Turn-Off
i Don't Appreciate That
ladies, I'm Sure You Don't Like A Funky Sack
but Then Again, That'd Be A Great Couple

'you Have A Stinky Pussy!'
'smell My Sack!'
'ugh!'
'huh'

turn-On's Slash Turn-Off's - That's What We're Talking About Right Now