Lyrics:

(B. Wyman)

Got the Monday mornin' blues (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Monday wasn't really real (Yeah, yeah)
Oh, lying on a naked bed (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
With an Alka Seltzer head (Yeah, yeah)

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Talkin' 'bout Lu, what ya gon' do?
And I feel so bad
Have you ever been had?
I'll dry out sweet Lucy

Took an early morning shower (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour (Yeah, yeah)
I heard the ringing of the bell (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
It's Lucy with the cleaning towel (Yeah, yeah)
Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
A Southern Californian wine (Yeah, yeah)
Oh Lucy kicked me in the hole (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
A Tennis worth of achin' bones (Ooh-ooh)

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do?
I feel so bad
Have you ever been had?
Got a dose from sweet lucy

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Talkin bout Lu (who?) what ya gonna do?

Oh and I feeling so bad
Have you ever been had?
Oh by sweet Lucy