Let me tell you something about myself I'm very wealthy, I'm a college man I've got no time to trifle with trash like you For I must be about my business (He must be about his business) Have you seen my summer home in Mobile (Yes, we've seen it) Have you seen me in my plane, racin' with the sun (Yes, we have) Have you seen me climb atop the ancient ruins of Tuscaloosa Just as the old ones must have done I got a wife named Maria And I got a big, black dog named Dan And I got a three-room apartment on East 14th Street Downtown Birmingham
Birmingham, Birmingham Greatest city in Alabam' You can travel 'cross this entire land There ain't no place like Birmingham There ain't no place like Birmingham