Lyrics:

He has a webcam
And he likes to video himself

He has a webcam
And likes to video himself

With animals

A stray dog
The neighbor's cat
Binding them
Torturing them
Murdering them

He has a webcam
So I helped him understand
How
They
Felt

He woke to the sound of distant thunder
The rain had stopped and all was silent
Except for the dripping in the trees
His heavy breath, his heartbeat

His eyes focused and found me
I spoke like a god
Gently I said, 'I have a webcam
'And I like to video myself
'Binding
'Torturing
'Murdering'

He began to scream with the stitches held tight
He rattled the cage and pulled at the lock
With all his might

So I electrocuted the bars and
He fell asleep from the charge and
I prepared to make him
A star

He has a webcam
So I helped him understand

When he woke
I asked him to sing me a song
He obliged but was often off key
So I removed his lower jaw

Now his tongue juts out like a slimy slug
But he' so eager to please
Tapping the melody on the bars of this large cage
With un-clipped nails he plays

And once I've had my fun
Bringing dark justice to this
Pathetic goblin
I will
Burn
Probe
Break
And Drain

And he will be scorched in a bath of pain

I will drop him into the misty bayou
Where he will be a feast for
Serpents &
Insects &
Beasts &
All the putrid life of the murky bog

And as he sinks, and as he screams
Into the lens of his webcam
I will play a farewell
An ode to the demons
Waiting for him
In Hell

He has a webcam
So I helped him
Understand
How
They
Felt