Sitting in the stand of the sports arena Waiting for the show to begin Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine A good friend of mine, follows the stars Venus and Mars Are alright tonight
What's that man holding in his hands? He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when It's silly willy with the Philly band Could be oo-ee
What's that man who's across the stage? He looks a lot like the one who [?] It's like a relic from a different age Could be oo-ee
If there's a rock show at the concert gebow They've got long hair At the Madison square You've got rock and roll At the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there oh yeah
In my green metal suit I'm preparing to shoot up the city And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty Its a pity there's nobody here to witness the end Save for my dear old friend and confidante Mademoiselle Kitty
Whats that man movin' to and fro? That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low But they was louder at the Rainbow Could be oo-ee
If there's a Rock Show at the Concert gebow They've got long hair At the Madison Square You've got Rock and Roll At the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there oh yeah
If there's a rock show at the Concert gebow They've got long hair oh at the Madison You've got Rock and Roll at the Hollywood Bowl