Lyrics:

[Spoken:]

A: 'Oh, man.'

B: 'I know, do I scare you?'

A: 'Yeah, you do.'

B: 'I hope so.'

A: 'Why are you trying to scare me?'

B: 'Because I wanna bite you, man.'

A: 'Why do you want to bite me?'

B: 'Because I'm hungry. Because I'm a vampire.
I'm a vamp-like man-pire.'