Lyrics:

A: 'Oh, man.'
B: 'I know, do I scare you?'
A: 'Yeah, you do.'
B: 'I hope so.'
A: 'Why are you trying to scare me?'
B: 'Because I wanna bite you, man.'
A: 'Why do you want to bite me?'
B: 'Because I'm hungry. Because I'm a vampire. I'm a vamp-like man-pire.'