Lyrics:

(Jian)
Well, thank you very much everybody. What a thrill it is to be back in
Pittsburgh...what? oh sorry, I mean uh Phila-Philadelphia. Well, we
Figured for the live album, it'd be cooler...Pittsburgh'd be a cooler city to be in.

(Murray)
Yes, so *laugh*

(Jian)
So, thanks Pittsburgh.
Keep it up, man. Ah...it's great walking around in the Steel City.

(Dave)
I love the way the rivers merge in the town. It's so nice. So many levels.

(Jian)
Aw - just kidding. We hate Pittsburgh. This is exactly what we hoped to created
Which is an Intra-Pennsylvania rivalry - which probably already exists, I know.
But you know, we just wanna fan the flames as Canadians who really have nothing
To do with this. You know? Philadelphia should take...I mean, why haven't you,
You know, marched on Pittsburgh. And taken it with. You know? I figure, you know...
I mean I'm not talking about nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, I'm not talking
About any of that. I'm talking an agrairian revolt. Pitchfolks, a spade. Go after
Those Pittsburgh people. What's your problem?