Lyrics:

Now you can do the Watusi
You can do it if you try
Any puppy dog or pussy
Do the jerk, do the fly

Now you can do the woolly bully
But can you pull woolly woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?
Oh, wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?

You got the shimmy and the hustle
It's all a rage downtown, yeah
You don't have to have the muscle
To get into the mess around

'Cause you can do the woolly bully
But can you pull woolly woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?
Oh, wag the dog
Wag the dog

So make him sit, make him stay
Come to heel, go play
Roll 'em over, lie still
And make him go kill, at a boy
Wag that dog

You have had the duck and mashed potato
Funky chicken on a roll
Move on up a little later
To the monkey and the stroll

Now you can do the woolly bully
But can you pull woolly woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?
Oh, wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?

Now go bow
Bow, wow, wow, yeah
Now go woof
Woof, woof woof, yeah that's right

Wag, wag that dog (wag the dog)
Wag the dog (wag the dog)
Yeah, wag that dog (wag the dog)
Hmm (wag the dog)
Locomotion (wag the dog), boogaloo
The Hully Gully (wag the dog) and the Limbo too
Wag that dog (wag the dog)
Yeah (can you wag the dog?)
Oh, yeah, hitchhike for me baby
Now we're barefootin' (wag the dog)
The funky, funky penguin (wag the dog)
That's the bug (can you wag the dog?)
And that's the frog (wag the dog)
(Wag the dog) yeah (can you wag the dog?)
But can you wag
Wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?
Wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?