I speak as if I've lived One minute With eyes not fixed upon this screen Stalking the girls I could never fuck I mean, they're sluts, but it seems I lack that luck
And I'm not the man to wash my hands Home alone or acting like we hit it off Cuz either way I'm just jerking someone off
Until we're dicks out and pissing Until you leave town wishing I won't be satisfied
Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation
You act as though you've lived A lie because your tan's been overcooked But I've been burned and burned (and burned and burned)
And now every single day I look more like my father I've only got so many layers and its only getting hotter
Until we're dicks out and pissing Until you leave town wishing I won't be satisfied
Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation
I didn't mean to be so forward But there are some things you should know
He loves you like a truck stop screw 'When we're alone he adores me' You best get it straight, say it 'When we're both dressed you just bore me' 2x's
Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired you'll see
Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation