Lyrics:

I know a great set of train tracks & I'll gladly tie

you to them, girl

I'll attempt to grow a moustache just to have something

to twirl

I cater to them like nobody can I mean your masochistic

tendencies

I'm the guy who can make you cry & if you want more you

better say please



Every night I go home shirtless, I'm not wearing any

underwear

Playing the horses & fooling with foxes, all cavalier &

devil-may-care

I love to see that look on your face when all of your

feelings get hurt

Let's face it, you like it, when I treat you like dirt

because.



Chorus:

Nice guys are a dime a dozen; you know what a dime is

worth

I was born to be the villain in your life; that's why

god put me here on

earth



You say it takes two to tango; that goes for this

relationship

Put on your beret, your black net hose; I'll get out my


bullwhip

But I don't have to lay a hand on you to hurt you; I

know how

Haven't you heard of the unkind word or the power of

the arched eyebrow?



I must remind you of your old daddy or is it old Uncle

Bill?

Why do you stay with a heel like me, baby? Haven't you

had your fill?

I used to beat up on my little sister when she was just

a kid

A guy like me, a Simon LeGree, is glad about the bad

stuff he did because.



Chorus

Break



You're the perfect victim; I love pickin' on you

My mama told me every little thing a bad man can do

So get down on your knees, pretty baby; after that get

down on all fours

(2-3-4)

I don't want to be the hero in my life if I can be the

villain in yours

because.



Chorus



You know what a dime is.worth