Lyrics:

Oh, if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear, but I
Don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady
In a tight blue dress - I close my eyes
I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belf fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice, you command
Uh, mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me
What I'd like to eat - I realise
The domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear to quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Whoah, oh

Lavatory Love Machine
Don't hear the scary noises from the turbine when you scream
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop this dream

Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?
Lavatory Love Machine
Whoah, oh...