Lyrics:

California pipes run through
Beaches suck and so don't you
Standing there?
I love Ronnie Reagan
I hope you do too
Cause if you can not buy it
Republicans will too

California pipes run through
Beaches suck and so don't you
Standing there?
I love Ronnie Reagan
I love his movies too
Cause if you can not buy it
Republicans will too

I'm a rad republican
I'm proud to be an American
I'm a rad republican
I'll gladly sign the draft again
Cause I'm a proud American that's right
Ronnie Reagan he's my man
If he can't do it no one can
America rules