Lyrics:

I used to wonder, I used to wonder like
I used to wonder was I the only one in the world that farted
I used to think that man, I used to think that
And I used to really get uptight about that man
You know I said, cause I couldn't imagine nobody else doing that
You know, cause it's such a natural thing
But it never happens much, you know what I mean
People try to hide it, you know they
They go
No my father man, my father used to
Really fart great in the morning man
He did man, he'd walk through the house
Girls never fart man, right
Right, girls poop right, they go

I used to wonder, I wondered, I said
I wonder if Jacqueline Kennedy farts
Right, you know
Uh, Mrs. Kennedy

Or the Pope, you know
He doesn't do anything you know
That's why he's pious

Right and the guys are going
Why don't you fart, why don't you fart

If he does it'll be like a balloon