Lyrics:

Ray John, the man that brought you the great black stage plays
Beauty Shop, Barber Shop, and Nail Shop
Now brings you the musical extravaganza of the century
That's right, Ray John presents Purple Rain: The Musical
Starring Luther Campbell
Little baby, look at that
Little baby, little baby, hi, darling
That's right, hear Luther Campbell perform
All your favorite songs from Purple Rain
Just, just, just, just take me with you
Hi, darling
That's right, Purple Rain: The Musical
Also starring Stephen Urkel as Morris
Laura, I don't know what you're doing
I want some asses moving, I want some perfection
Rex Reed says, "What the hell were they thinking?"
Joel Siegel says, "What's next, Good Times on Ice?"
Jet Magazine says, "For God's sakes, a reason to come to Broadway"
Don't miss Purple Rain: The Musical
Till I, till I, till I, till I find a rock and roll
Come through the blue
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