Lyrics:

I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who I am.

Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam.

I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that Id get rich.

Only to find on Monday morning Id still be diggin a ditch.



Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan.

I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.

And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me.

When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see.



I said lady friends, Ive had a lot, but most I cant recall.

But thank you to my polaroid, I got pictures of em all.

I never told a story, or one that was ever true.

And if I did you can probably bet that I lied about that one too.



Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan.

I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.

And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me.

When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see.



Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan.

I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.

And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me.

When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see.



Yeah, Ive searched far and wide,

And Ive searched side to side,

I looked all around this town,

And theres nothin better than me.