Lyrics:

Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand? You won't miss me, even though you can He could make a dead dog laugh And watch me kick my mother on her ass He's no boy and yet he ain't no man. He don't know what he's gonna do In three years, I'm gonna be twenty-two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo All his friends think he's great I'm their favorite degenerate You might say he's just too crazy for you BRIDGE I'm the most outrageous Hope it's not contagious All the world's got a one-way ticket to heck, to heck, to heck You can bet that he's no Mickey Mouse Give me an hour, and I'll destroy your house Eatin' eggs (?) all day long Sleepin' with the TV on He looks just like you, turn him inside out (x 3).